Cream Connoisseur T-Shirts

Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

'Apple Pies! Set udders to 'Squirty Cream!''

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

One dairy farm worker easily carries light cream can while one carrying heavy cream struggles.

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"I'd like a coffee and 12 creams. Hold the coffee."

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Cheeze Wiz.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Our visit to the flan factory.

Cake Free Zone

The Main Types of Cheese

His Her Cakes

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Cheese

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Cake Friday!

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."