Cream Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Cheeze Wiz.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

The Main Types of Cheese

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

Cake Free Zone

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

Pastries and Candy

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Chocolate Shop

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!