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'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

The cake diet.

"How were the kids?"

"Well it's nice that they came to an amicable solution."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

Frosting the Snowman

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Happy Birthday to you.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."