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Punt Cake

Wally's cake repair: 'There's not much we can do, if the wedding cake's been thrown against the wall!'

He always bring in cream cakes on his birthday

Dog Stripper.

Panettone

"Mom, do we have any more whipped cream?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A heart shaped cake

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Layer cake

'I always cry at weddings!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

His Her Cakes

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Cake Free Zone

Frosting the Snowman

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Happy Birthday to you.