Cake Fanatic Mugs

Punt Cake

Wally's cake repair: 'There's not much we can do, if the wedding cake's been thrown against the wall!'

He always bring in cream cakes on his birthday

Dog Stripper.

Panettone

"Mom, do we have any more whipped cream?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

His Her Cakes

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Cake Free Zone

Layer cake

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'