Cake Enthusiast Mugs

"You came up in therapy this morning."

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

'As it's immoral to pay cash, I've baked you a cake.'

Film at 11.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Happy Birthday

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"Well this blows!"

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

4th of July

3 a.m. A knock on the door. It's the police. He feared the worse. Might have to share the last piece of cake.

"Lay off the carrot cake."

Woman kissing piece of cake

'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'

Cake

Wedding Cakes

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

"You can say what you like about his work but it sells."

"To be honest, sales have been quite disappointing."

Instant Cake Mix.

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

'Yes, I did break my engagement. How did you know?'

Bride, Groom, and Mother in Law.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

'Here's a splendid cake sent in by a Mr Mugabe of Harare.'

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

'He tried to have my cake and eat it, officer!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

An event in Marie Antoinette's early childhood proved to be prophetic.

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

Torte Reform

Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY better than a cake that resembles your nose...