Cake Aficionados Mugs

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

"Excise me. Are you going to lick that plate?"

Two grroms in leather on top of a civil union cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Happy Birthday to you.

Cake Friday!

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Panettone

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'