Cake Aficionados Gifts

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

'I told him if he had too many birthdays, it would end up killing him.'

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

"Excise me. Are you going to lick that plate?"

Two grroms in leather on top of a civil union cake.

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

After the creation of the first birthday cake, new and amazing inventions were born.

Lesbian civil partnership.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A heart shaped cake

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

His Her Cakes

Frosting the Snowman

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

Cake Free Zone

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Happy Birthday to you.