Cake Lovers Gifts

'I made you a layer cake.'

'I'm saved - it's a dessert island!'

'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Congratulations on your Divorce

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

"Pay no attention to him, Kathy. He thinks he's supposed to get lit every night because he's a rum cake."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

'When did it happen, Edith? When did we turn into roly-polies?'

"Every year the beings on this planet eat one of these on the day they were calibrated."

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

Pandemic Birthday Cakes: Blowing out candles not allowed!

"Silly me. I thought I was ordering a traditional pound cake."

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Frosting the Snowman

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Cake Friday!

Happy Birthday to you.