Cake Lovers Pillows

'I'm saved - it's a dessert island!'

'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Congratulations on your Divorce

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'When did it happen, Edith? When did we turn into roly-polies?'

"Every year the beings on this planet eat one of these on the day they were calibrated."

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

Pandemic Birthday Cakes: Blowing out candles not allowed!

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Panettone

Happy Birthday to you.

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'