Cake Enthusiasts Pillows

'Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.'

Wedding cake.

"Sheltering in place has lowered my resistance."

"More cake?"

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

'Looks like the honeymoon period is over.'

The cake diet.

Lemmingtons

Groom decoration on wedding cake makes good his escape.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Happy Birthday to you.