Cake Lover Pillows

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

There it was: the same piece of cake he ate yesterday. His time-machine really worked. Think of the possibilities. He could have his cake and eat it too.

'Okay I am going to allow this surprise witness.'

'What food has the worst side effects?' 'Wedding cake!'

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Happy birthday.

Dessert Island.

It's always such a relief when the first resolution falls!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Since you're a lawyer we got you a birthday tort, get it?"

Thou Shalt Not!

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

Scientist's Birthday Cake

My comfort zone

'60 is the new 40.'

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

'You want a piece of me?'

Gay marriages in France.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

A feast in a hospital bed.

"I haven't had this much fun since my colonoscopy."

God's birthday cake.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Fifty may be the new forty, but fat is definitely not the new thin.'

'I'm just weighing out my daily allowance for my diet.'

Chocolate Cake