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Caricature: Nigella Lawson

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.

There it was: the same piece of cake he ate yesterday. His time-machine really worked. Think of the possibilities. He could have his cake and eat it too.

'False alarm. You're not having a baby. You're having a birthday.'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

'Okay I am going to allow this surprise witness.'

'What food has the worst side effects?' 'Wedding cake!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Thou Shalt Not!

Time for Tea!

Happy birthday.

"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

"Since you're a lawyer we got you a birthday tort, get it?"

It's always such a relief when the first resolution falls!

Dessert Island.

THe Older You Get The More You Look Like Your Birthday Cake.

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

"I hope this dude has better breath than the last guy!"

'It floated in here a few minutes ago. Find out whose it is and bring me a piece of cake.'

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

Scientist's Birthday Cake

Wedding cake problems.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

I made you a card. - 'Your life is slowly ebbing away with each passing year.' - 'Now read the inside!' - ''Perhaps a piece of birthday cake will help to numb the inevitability of your own mortality.'' - 'You made me birthday cake, as well?' - 'Yes!'

"I haven't had this much fun since my colonoscopy."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."