Cake Aficionado T-Shirts

'According to this blood work, you're 80% cake.'

"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."

'Well, isn't that better than not letting them eat cake?'

"Not saying much are they?"

'Happy Birthday Frosty!'

birthday meets reality

'Is there any kind of cake you don't like?'

How Santa became Fat and Jolly.

'Quick, Birthday Boy...the people need you!'

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Joan put her longevity down to her extreme love of doughnuts!

Happy birthday Mr Farmer...

Two grooms cake, with dog.

Happy 100th Birthday

"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"

Woman Sitting By Fridge Eating Cake, Surrounded by Protective Cones.

Giant Birthday Cake

"A knife to cut the cake!? Don't you remember what happened with the farmer's wife the last time you asked for a knife?"

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

"Miss Finley! Hold all calls! And release the confetti and balloons!"

How aging affects weight loss in snowmen...

"Just because you're on a diet shouldn't mean I have to do without cookies and cake!"

Major Birthday

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

'My divorce is four years old today!'

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you, Simpkins. You're not good for business'

Happy 85th Birthday: Birthday cake is too heavy for the table.

Wedding cake with bride and groom being separated by a knife.

"Don't cry, cupcake. He's in a BATTER place."

'We need more cake shows!'

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

Things you'll never hear me say.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"I probably shouldn't eat the whole thing... it is a pandemic!"