Chocolate Cake Aficionado T-Shirts

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

A heart shaped cake

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'I always cry at weddings!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Happy Birthday to you.

"Have you seen my dad?"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Panettone

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!