Chocolate Cake Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I'd like seconds!"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Lesbian civil partnership.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Frosting the Snowman

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Panettone

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Have you seen my dad?"

Cake Friday!

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