Chocolate Cake Lover T-Shirts

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Beegley, but I can't surgically remove yesterday's chocolate birthday cake.'

Birthday candle escape

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

A heart shaped cake

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Satya Nutella

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'