Chocolate Cake Lover Gifts

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Beegley, but I can't surgically remove yesterday's chocolate birthday cake.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Punt Cake

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Layer cake

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Thou Shalt Not!