Chocolate Cake Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A heart shaped cake

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Cake Free Zone

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cake Friday!

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"