Wedding Cake Enthusiast T-Shirts

'No thanks, darling. If I ate cake at all my weddings, I'd weigh a ton.'

"How was I supposed to know you were saving it for something?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Panettone

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

I made you a cake!

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Doctor in a cake

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"