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You are what you eat - Fruitcake.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Panettone

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

I made you a cake!

Doctor in a cake

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'