Quirky Cake Enthusiast Gifts

You are what you eat - Fruitcake.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Frosting the Snowman

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Panettone

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

I made you a cake!

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Doctor in a cake

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.