Wedding Cake Aficionado Gifts

Bachelor Cake

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Frosting the Snowman

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Panettone

Cake Friday!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

I made you a cake!

Doctor in a cake

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'It's all homemade.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Patissier

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'