Wedding Cake Enthusiast Gifts

'No thanks, darling. If I ate cake at all my weddings, I'd weigh a ton.'

"How was I supposed to know you were saving it for something?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Frosting the Snowman

Layer cake

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Panettone

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Doctor in a cake

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

I made you a cake!

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'