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"You came up in therapy this morning."

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'This birthday cake tastes like boogers!' 'Well, it is carrot cake.'

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

Deer bursts out of cake at hunting party.

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Happy Birthday Cake.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'As it's immoral to pay cash, I've baked you a cake.'

Film at 11.

'I wish my husband was really hot.'

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

Happy Birthday

"They're serving us FRUITCAKE!...with nuts!"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.

Cake Walk

Fruit Cake Production Line.

Cheese cake

'FALSE ALARM! It's just another birthday cake.'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"Well this blows!"

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

Cake $6.66. Upside-down cake $9.99.

Wedding Cakes

Woman kissing piece of cake

"Lay off the carrot cake."

3 a.m. A knock on the door. It's the police. He feared the worse. Might have to share the last piece of cake.

"Isn't it nice? Your brother and sister are helping to make your birthday cake?"

"The birthday cake gave me terrible heartburn."

Cake

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

4th of July

'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'