Ironic Cake Lover T-Shirts

Hades Cafeteria. You didn't have any seared steak, blackened fish or even any devils food cake! What do you guys want? Take-out food. No exit.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Frosting the Snowman

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Panettone

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Happy Birthday to you.

Make your resolutions achievable.

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Cake Escape

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'It's all homemade.'