Chocolate Enthusiast T-Shirts

Senior Mints

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"I don't care what it says on the 'chocoholics' website I'm not able to prescribe chocolate mini eggs on the NHS."

'Thanks anyway, but I'm more interested in the goose that laid the golden egg.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

After Eight Mints

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Whoope! I've lost a pound!"

"Ok, who had two pieces?!"

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"I want to report a mugging."

'Why don't we hide the broccoli instead of the eggs?'

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island

"I got held up in Suez."

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'Never mind the blessing - where are our Easter eggs?'

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Supermodel's Valentine's Day.

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."

"Hey, relax, Ron - the big cutback I'm talking about implementing around here is my chocolate."

Chocolate Cake

"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."

'You're a bad dog for eating her chocolates.'