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'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

After a lifetime of shaking Christmas gifts, Katie became an inevitable airport security officer.

"I told you not to accept a hot cocoa bomb from your sworn enemy."

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'It's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the egg.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Hey pal, you wanna tell us where you're getting the eggs?!"

"By genetically modifying chocolate and paper, I grew a packaged candy bar."

"Almost. . . ate it. . . all . . ."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Satya Nutella

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

The wife whisperer.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

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