Chocolate Fanatic Gifts

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I told you not to accept a hot cocoa bomb from your sworn enemy."

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'It's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the egg.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Hey pal, you wanna tell us where you're getting the eggs?!"

"By genetically modifying chocolate and paper, I grew a packaged candy bar."

"Almost. . . ate it. . . all . . ."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

The wife whisperer.

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'