Choco-fanatic Gifts

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Satya Nutella

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Cake Friday!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Have you seen my dad?"

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"