Choco-fanatic Pillows

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

Cake Friday!

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"