Choco-holic Pillows

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

"Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later."

"Got any more of these peanuts?" "Gimme a minute. Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The wife whisperer.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'