Chocoholic With A Twist Pillows

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Valentines Day truck

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"