Chocoholic Adventurer Pillows

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Picking pastries.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Island

Easter Egg Delivery

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."