Chocoholic Explorer Pillows

'Oh! Only one layer - when I started I thought there were TWO!'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Chocs away.

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Egg Island

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Valentines Day truck

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."