Chocoholic Explorer T-Shirts

'Oh! Only one layer - when I started I thought there were TWO!'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Easter Egg Island

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Delivery

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

Valentines Day truck

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"