Chocoholic Helper Pillows

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Chocs away.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."