Chocoholic Advisor Pillows

"It's true that there is some evidence that the flavonoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation but that doesn't mean I can give you a prescription for Easter eggs."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Easter Egg Island

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!