Chocoholics Anonymous Pillows

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Have you seen my dad?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Chocs away.

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Easter Egg Island

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.