Chocoholics Anonymous Gifts

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Egg Island

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."