Chocoholics Gifts

'When did it happen, Edith? When did we turn into roly-polies?'

'Meet the Easter Bunny.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Satya Nutella

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'