Whimsical Chocoholic Gifts

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Valentines Day truck

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The JANE FONDU workout

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Bit coin.

Confectionery: All Chocolate Bars At Least 20% Smaller Than When You Were A Kid.

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'