Whimsical Chocoholic Gifts

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Chocs away.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

Making healthy eating bearable.

Valentines Day truck

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Confectionery: All Chocolate Bars At Least 20% Smaller Than When You Were A Kid.

Bit coin.

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand