Chocoholic Humorist Gifts

First the introduction of diseases from Europe, then alcohol and finally chocolates. The Native Americans didn't have a chance.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Easter Egg Island

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Valentines Day truck

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'