Chocoholic Advisor Gifts

"It's true that there is some evidence that the flavonoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation but that doesn't mean I can give you a prescription for Easter eggs."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Egg Island

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

Valentines Day truck

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"