Chocoholic Chuckler Gifts

Break Area: Smoking and Chocolate.

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

Valentines Day truck

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Confectionery: All Chocolate Bars At Least 20% Smaller Than When You Were A Kid.

Bit coin.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."