Secret Chocoholic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the secret chocoholic? Discover charming and humorous products that blend a love of chocolate with creative flair. From witty mugs to quirky prints, find that perfect indulgence for the sweet tooth with a sense of humor.

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'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.' mockup

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?" mockup

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

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Ice Cream Surgeon

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"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo" mockup

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

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"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

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'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.' mockup

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

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"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre." mockup

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

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"Prepare to meet your maker."

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"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working." mockup

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

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Chocs away.

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'What kind of filling would you like?' mockup

'What kind of filling would you like?'

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Easter Egg Island

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"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!" mockup

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

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Just one more choccy...

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Valentines Day truck

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"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate." mockup

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

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"God's sent us some chocolates."

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"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?" mockup

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

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'I get that reaction a lot.'

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No such thing as a chocolate overdose! mockup

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

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"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter." mockup

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

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"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party? mockup

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

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Making healthy eating bearable.

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"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate." mockup

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

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"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..." mockup

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

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"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone." mockup

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

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'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.' mockup

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.' mockup

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

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"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?" mockup

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

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"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!" mockup

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

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"This is what you call doing what you love."

"This is what you call doing what you love." mockup

"This is what you call doing what you love."

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Secret Chocoholic Gifts Collection

Secret Chocoholic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever chocolate-themed designs—perfect for the secret chocoholic’s morning cuppa.

Secret Chocoholic Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty chocolate designs—great for the secret chocoholic to add a sweet touch to any space.

Secret Chocoholic Prints

Browse quirky art prints that speak to the chocolate lover’s discreet passion—bring humor and charm to their decor.

Secret Chocoholic T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts that celebrate your love for chocolate with a creative twist—ideal for the secret chocoholic wanting to wear their passion.