Secret Chocoholic Prints

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Easter Egg Island

Just one more choccy...

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

Valentines Day truck

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

The JANE FONDU workout

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"