Chocoholic With A Twist Gifts

We did a biopsy on the mole, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Valentines Day truck

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

The JANE FONDU workout

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'