Choco-holic Gifts

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

"Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later."

"Got any more of these peanuts?" "Gimme a minute. Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

Bamboo Cane and Walnut Whip

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Satya Nutella

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

The wife whisperer.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy