Chocoholic Humorist Mugs

First the introduction of diseases from Europe, then alcohol and finally chocolates. The Native Americans didn't have a chance.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

Valentines Day truck

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Bagel problems.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."